How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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