But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i already hear my dad disowning me
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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