I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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