just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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