It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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