Just cropdusted the office
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Randomize
