how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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