Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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