dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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