How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
