so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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