how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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