His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
why is half of my head shaved?
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