I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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