i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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