You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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