ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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