Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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