love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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