I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
