:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
They took my balls.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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