i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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