I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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