Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sext me about skeletons
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
