This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Welp...herpes.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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