I bet he comes in French.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We smell like vodka and hangover
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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