to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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