yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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