Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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