he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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