HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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