i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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