So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
