He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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