Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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