You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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