Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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