so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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