you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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