so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
