Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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