Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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