How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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