Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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