Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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