Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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