Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
The adults are the big ones right?
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