we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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