Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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