remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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