I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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