how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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