we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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